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The Espressla 3000: Like a Warthog and a French Press Had a Freedom Baby
Look—I’ve loaded 30mm into A-10s, built bombs in triple-digit heat, and slept under a trailer with a Gatorade bottle full of Copenhagen spit. So when I say this thing made me feel alive, I mean like first-day-of-deployment-pallets-showed-up-early alive. The Espressla 3000 doesn’t drive. It tactically inserts you into Starbucks parking lots like you're dropping hot into Fallujah—but with better air support (and espresso). It’s got a built-in La Marzocco GS3 that brews faster than a pissed-off Staff Sergeant looking for his coffee mug. The crema is so good I saluted it. Interior? Full leather. Real leather. None of that vegan nonsense. Smells like testosterone and post-flight debriefs. Exterior? If Optimus Prime got tired of peace talks and just said “nah, full send. ” I hit the gas and swore I heard the Ghost of Chesty Puller whisper, “Send it, Devil Dog. ” The twin 5. 56 miniguns? “Decorative,” sure—but they look like they’ve got more confirmed kills than half the unit's Facebook profiles claim. Also, it’s electric. So it’s quiet—like your LT when asked to do actual work. Perfect for creeping into the squadron unnoticed after a 3-hour lunch “meeting. ” Bottom line: the Espressla 3000 is a caffeinated war cry on wheels. If BRCC made a spaceship, this’d be it. You don’t drive it. You ride shotgun while it tears holes in the space-time continuum and delivers espresso strong enough to revive E-4s mid-safety brief. Buy it. Or don’t. But if you see one rolling up, just stand at parade rest and offer it your last Rip-It. Semper Caffeinate.
The Espressla 3000: Like a Warthog and a French Press Had a Freedom Baby
Look—I’ve loaded 30mm into A-10s, built bombs in triple-digit heat, and slept under a trailer with a Gatorade bottle full of Copenhagen spit. So when I say this thing made me feel alive, I mean like first-day-of-deployment-pallets-showed-up-early alive. The Espressla 3000 doesn’t drive. It tactically inserts you into Starbucks parking lots like you're dropping hot into Fallujah—but with better air support (and espresso). It’s got a built-in La Marzocco GS3 that brews faster than a pissed-off Staff Sergeant looking for his coffee mug. The crema is so good I saluted it. Interior? Full leather. Real leather. None of that vegan nonsense. Smells like testosterone and post-flight debriefs. Exterior? If Optimus Prime got tired of peace talks and just said “nah, full send. ” I hit the gas and swore I heard the Ghost of Chesty Puller whisper, “Send it, Devil Dog. ” The twin 5. 56 miniguns? “Decorative,” sure—but they look like they’ve got more confirmed kills than half the unit's Facebook profiles claim. Also, it’s electric. So it’s quiet—like your LT when asked to do actual work. Perfect for creeping into the squadron unnoticed after a 3-hour lunch “meeting. ” Bottom line: the Espressla 3000 is a caffeinated war cry on wheels. If BRCC made a spaceship, this’d be it. You don’t drive it. You ride shotgun while it tears holes in the space-time continuum and delivers espresso strong enough to revive E-4s mid-safety brief. Buy it. Or don’t. But if you see one rolling up, just stand at parade rest and offer it your last Rip-It. Semper Caffeinate.
Been buying/online ordering now for
Been buying/online ordering now for at least six months,was nice to see a BRCC shop in Savanna last spring and two in Pigeon Forge area last fall.
Been buying/online ordering now for
Been buying/online ordering now for at least six months,was nice to see a BRCC shop in Savanna last spring and two in Pigeon Forge area last fall.
Reliable service! Tasty and delicious
Reliable service! Tasty and delicious coffee!
Reliable service! Tasty and delicious
Reliable service! Tasty and delicious coffee!
Great company.
Great company.
Great company.
Great company.
Fast shipping, good communication, and
Fast shipping, good communication, and -- most importantly -- good coffee!
Fast shipping, good communication, and
Fast shipping, good communication, and -- most importantly -- good coffee!
Best service, best coffee
Best service, best coffee
Best service, best coffee
Best service, best coffee
Yall are the fuckin best
Yall are the fuckin best
Yall are the fuckin best
Yall are the fuckin best
My order was accurate and
My order was accurate and came in a timely fashion. My sons loved their shirts!
My order was accurate and
My order was accurate and came in a timely fashion. My sons loved their shirts!
good packaging
good packaging
good packaging
good packaging
Not coffee guru I just
Not coffee guru I just enjoy good coffee Thanks
Not coffee guru I just
Not coffee guru I just enjoy good coffee Thanks
Prompt consistent service and great
Prompt consistent service and great customer service any time i call to chat about an order.
Prompt consistent service and great
Prompt consistent service and great customer service any time i call to chat about an order.
on time quick delivery
on time quick delivery
on time quick delivery
on time quick delivery
Ooh Rah
Ooh Rah
Ooh Rah
Ooh Rah
Awesome coffee always delivered w/no
Awesome coffee always delivered w/no issues
Awesome coffee always delivered w/no
Awesome coffee always delivered w/no issues
Appreciate your timely notifications.
Appreciate your timely notifications.
Appreciate your timely notifications.
Appreciate your timely notifications.
You guys do a great
You guys do a great job love all the gear and the coffee rocks too!
You guys do a great
You guys do a great job love all the gear and the coffee rocks too!
Always Delicious
Always Delicious
Always Delicious
Always Delicious
Love the coffee
Love the coffee
Love the coffee
Love the coffee
Prompt delivery Best coffee with
Prompt delivery Best coffee with no bitter after taste only a smooth aroma and flavor
Prompt delivery Best coffee with
Prompt delivery Best coffee with no bitter after taste only a smooth aroma and flavor
Always awesome to deal with.
Always awesome to deal with.
Always awesome to deal with.
Always awesome to deal with.
